Churchill the Great...Part III

Churchill the Great...Part III

Greetings !

Churchill is asked to give a speech to students gathered in a school hall to watch a special filming of the famous movie, 'The Ten Commandments.'

Churchill begins: "Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died many, many years ago but you see?...the commandos still remain." As everybody breaks into a laughter Churchill continues, "I had no time to prepare my speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, not to delay the filming...."

Churchill continues his speech

"Listen....Pay pin-drop attention...We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji and Nehru who get- outted all English peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth - rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth- rate.

You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great Presidents Wilson Churchill and Loosebelt or like the windows maker Gill Bates...

You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After our teachers finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college....

...The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. Our teachers will bury you in this soil and pour water of knowledge on your heads. Today you are small small birds...'kolle' and one day you will become great 'fools'...flowers.

Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors", so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can even become teachers...

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished... Now let us see the ten commandos...and listen...Don't talk in front of my back..."

Text adapted.
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