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Love, Lust or Marriage?..

-Fwd by brian brian <>


Greetings !

LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write are cheques.


LOVE: When sex is called "making love".

LUST: When sex is called "doing it".

MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.

LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.


LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.

LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.

MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.



LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.

LUST: When you argue over who gets what.

MARRIAGE: When you argue about money.


LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.

LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.

MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.



LOVE: When nobody else matters.

LUST: When nobody else knows.

MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters but you don't care who knows.


LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner.

LUST: When you like to see each other naked.

MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.


LOVE: When you share everything you own.

LUST: When you steal everything they own.

MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.


LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."

LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.

MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to bitch.


LOVE: When all the songs you hear on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

LUST: You hear songs on the radio which determines how you do it. MARRIAGE:

You switch on the radio for news only.


LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you..."

LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"

MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."


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