LOVE:
When you share everything you own.
LUST:
When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE:
When the bank owns everything.
LOVE:
When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST:
When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE:
When you phone each other to bitch.
LOVE:
When all the songs you hear on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST:
You hear songs on the radio which determines how you do it. MARRIAGE:
You
switch on the radio for news only.
LOVE:
When your farewell is "I love you..."
LUST:
When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
MARRIAGE:
When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."
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